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Call 1: hi Mom it’s Joey. Can you call me? Things are getting out of hand over here. Call 2: Mom it’s Joey again. Listen, dad and Aaron are pretty drunk and I’m worried. They talked about having a hat shooting contest. Call 3: MOM IM SCARED PLEASE CALL OMG I THINK I NEED THE COPS! Call 4: hi mom Joey again, everything’s...Aaron zip up your pants for God’s sake I don’t want to see your balls!....everything’s fine I’ll see you tomorrow. Call 5: HEY JESS! It’s Brian! *hic* you know who sucks? You suck! HAHAHA! (Joey in background: “Dad hang up!”). *click*
All convertibles are fun. Even shitty cars. Hard top Mustangs are “meh” in my opinion but car tastes are like snowflakes. Mary, there is surely a short story with the title “Wrecked them both, because he’s a dolt,” that’s just dying to be written.
Simon, do my ultra awesome photo editing skills make you sick with jealousy? No, don't answer; I couldn't bear your self-loathing. KH: did you ever drive them? They are pretty fun, I gotta say - the convertible ones, anyway.
Of course it was a man driving. Men are funny about Mustangs. I bet even if it was HER car, one of them would insist on driving it. Source: my first husband had two Mustangs during the course of our relationship. Wrecked them both, because he's a dolt.
I don't think it's sexist at all. Penis tax is a thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCRSmEO_eg8
Yeah doesn’t look like a roundabout can go there without condemning a lot of property. Pity. And that’s one hell of a distance, although they’d cover it quickly at a good clip, and if he was fighting for control the whole time, he might have finally lost control. Is it sexist to assume the driver was one of the two dead men? That’s been my assumption.
Hey Megan, Mustangs don’t go “zooming” down the road. Ferrari’s zoom. Mustangs roar. (God I hate Mustangs....much like Harleys, they are for assholes who insist on having the loudest goddamn vehicle). That takes an unbelievable amount of force to eject 3 passengers from a Mustang. Since they are 2-doored, one passenger is presumably in the back seat, and would have to be thrown into the front and then out of the car. Unless she was in the middle and shot through the windshield. Poor girl, I hope she survives.
LOL @ Simon. See, given that a Brazilian is a complete genital waxing, and a blowout is a salon-service hair drying, it is a complete oxymoron and I think maybe their cosmetology licenses are a bit...suspect. Or, like Mary says, maybe we just don't want to know.
In related news, I took my dogs to the dog park this morning and on my way back I passed a beauty salon in one of the sketchier areas of town. The sign out front advertised "BRAZILIAN BLOWOUT." I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

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